Jon and Sorus are on their own in the great desert of the Sands. They travel through the barren waste in search of the Golden Worm nomads who hold the secret to the ancient Imperial magic of Das'von. If they can find time between burping, laughing, and fighting they just might do something useful ... or not.

Along the way they find good friends, dangerous women, whiskey galore, plenty of danger, and lots of good times. They may be idiots but at least they're having fun.