Allyk lived a fairly normal life at a fairly thankless job, but when robots attack London, things take a turn for the worse and she's thrown into an unwanted adventure with her tired coworker, Kast, and her annoying cousin, Coot. Armed with regret, her sharp wit, and a gun that's not up to code, she has to survive when pitted against robots, werewolves, a fun filled carnival (some strings attached) and a veritable menagerie of monstrosities.

It all comes down to an industrial basement of a scientist with too many issues to count, including, but not limited to, cut funding, trauma related to an accident involving Kast, and an attempt to control Life and Death itself.