Harmony:

I swear, the next time somebody leaves me a house... I'm not moving in, I'm just droppin' it on one of my relatives.

See ya' in Asscrack. Anything's better than this crap.

Daphne:

Some days you're the pin. Some days you're the voodoo doll...

And some days there's not enough coffee or chocolate in the whole wide world to deal with the shenanigans that fall from the sky like bird poop on a freshly washed car.

Goddess, send help, I feel like a pincushion.

That Hound Don't Hunt:

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