With this shocking tell-all, revealing the all-true, 100% fake secrets about music's biggest names, Jon Glaser—a writer for Late Night with Conan O'Brien, and the creator and star of Adult Swim's Delocated—is about to rock the world of, well, rock and roll. The long-buried (or possibly, never-yet-imagined) dreadful secrets of music's most notable talents—including Prince's bar mitvah remixes, Fleetwood Mac's deals with McDonald's, and more—are, in the vein of John Hodgman's More Information Than You Require and The Onion's Our Dumb Century, a wry and blasphemous tribute to the popular culture icons we hold dear.