It's a normal day in Walla Walla until Lulu gets a creepy phone call. It's the Wicked Witch of West Texas, the family's "black sheep," or most unpopular member and she's threatening to kidnap Lulu, her brother Reggie and their little dog, too. It has something to do with a hairball puked up by an alive/dead cat during a time travel thought experiment. It was the bezoar that protected the witch against poison until it was lost – or stolen.

Lulu's only protection is a magical witch repelling ruby bling ring. Except that things are not what they seem. Not the bling ring. Not reality or time. Not Lulu's little dog, Bob and especially not Lulu's family, who somehow forgot to mention she had an aunt who was a notorious wicked witch.

Lulu soon finds herself in a weird alternate universe. Will she ever get back to Walla Walla? Can she trust anyone? Will time travel restore her brother to health? Find out...