Finally, a self-help book about getting things done and liking yourself for people who hate self-help books and love profanity!

Is the cult of positivity trying to kill you? Do you have too much to do, but feel too stressed out to do it? Are you sick of thinking you're a failure because you're prone to panic and procrastination?

Yeah, me too. Been there, done that. Like you, I'm a certified disaster human, but just because we're disaster humans, doesn't mean our lives can't be awesome. The trick is figuring out how to work with the brains we have and the circumstances we've got. I've figured it out for me, and now I'm here to help figure it out for you.

You don't have to change who you are to use your "worst" qualities to get sh*t done, tell your perfectionism to f*ck off, and go after your wildest damn dreams.