Caught in a wonderland of snow, James pulls into a diner one night to take shelter from the storm. He's tongue-tied at first by the pretty girl behind the counter, but soon finds himself trying to convince her that all Christmas songs are nonsense. Who overhears him? None other than Good St. Nick—a department store Santa working an unusually late shift. With a glint in his eye, St. Nick sets James straight: from a reindeer who isn't allowed to play in any reindeer games to catching mommy kissing a presumed stranger, the silliness of Christmas songs is kind of the whole point!

This yuletide short story will not only have you humming your favorite Christmas tunes, you'll never think about those songs in the same way again!