Sean Donovan runs like the wind and parties like a hurricane. How do I get a hot stud like him to notice a simple girl like me? Easy, by pretending to be the kind of girl I know he can't resist...

Kate Asher: Don't tell me to play fair. I'm going to do whatever I have to do to get an interview with hard-partying football star Sean Donovan, even if it means dressing up like a hooker and playing bump-and-grind with him on the dancefloor.

Sean Donovan: On the field, I play fair, but in life, it's anybody's game. The second I saw her red hair and red lips I knew that I'd be making a forward pass. And when she flashed that cleavage, whew man, it was game over!

She wants to get inside my head and I want to get inside her pants. I think it's time we talk about a trade...