After being kicked out of Santa's Workshop for being a little cranky, Marlie is sent on a mission in the Outside World: teach Jacob Triumph—the real-life role model for Scrooge—the true meaning of Christmas. He's a tough case but she's determined to succeed and earn her place back in the Workshop.

It's all very confusing...and delicious. Jacob is so handsome and she has the strangest urge to run her hands and her lips and oh, maybe her tongue, across his whole body.

A brief foray into Jacob's dreams—for research purposes only, of course—reveals the most unusual desires. His dreams are filled with kissing and licking and bodies rubbing together and the whole process makes her hungry for more.

What's an elf to do? Make a wish and try to make Jacob's dreams come true.