Sophie : Being an assistant is easy. You have to be organized (I mostly am), have lots of patience (they should make me the poster girl for it), and the ability to smile even when you want to cry (the smiley face emoji is my spirit animal). Being star linebacker Max Kingston's super-secret assistant/sobriety companion? Not so easy when I also happen to have a major crush on him. Max : I have a crazy person living in my house, and I can't get her out. An unfortunate problem regarding pain medicine has landed me in the position of having to endure living with a pink-haired,yoga-loving, hippie odd-ball. The worse part? I'm starting to like her a little too much. She's not my type, but I keep forgetting that. Send help!