I'm Charlie Davies, and I'm... regretting certain decisions.

But never mind. If I throw myself into this case and don't think about what happened, everything will work itself out. Probably. Maybe.

Oh god.

At least I'm not stuck at the office, in the presence of – uh, never mind. Mysterious events have been taking place behind the scenes at the local newspaper and it's my job to figure out who is responsible.

Between raising three pigs, solving the case, trying to figure out how to park my new minivan and worrying about what I'm going to do when my boyfriend gets back to town, I've got a lot on my plate.

Lucky I have a big appetite.