Landon and Ethan are home from college for the holidays, apart for the first time since they've started to date. Landon's mom is buying him condoms and lube, there's sexting, and Ethan is on his way to Landon's to celebrate with him over the weekend. Which is fine, except in between the aforementioned sexting, awkward interactions with their family, and opening presents, they've both managed to avoid telling the other that they're asexual.

They're quite the pair.