I seduced my boss...who was also my dad's friend...and my aunt's ex.

Yeah, so that happened. For the most part, they handled it well.

If you call my father giving my new boyfriend a black eye handling it.

Now I'm home for Christmas break from college and guess who's coming for dinner to pass the cranberry sauce across from his ex and my dad?

It's not Fourth of July, but the fireworks at this Christmas dinner are going to be epic.