As a world-weary and eternal dreamer, you already know that the universe is not as precisely ordered as some fools would have you believe. Anomalies exist, as does magic, and true bliss is entirely attainable. Cloud Nine, a little cloud of a world—or a world of a cloud—is well within your grasp, as it is in Sharon Stone's. She's not the famous movie star but a long-time resident of C9. Won't you, dear reader, pay her a call? She'd be happy to have a chat with any old day of the week.