Kristy Marie brings you a hilarious novella about the problem with loving your best friend. No one needs that many hookups! Not even soon to be major league pitcher, Theo Von Bremen. So, I help him by routinely thinning out his contact list-because I'm the best roommate ever. And he's optimal baby daddy material. For me-not Amanda 1, 2, or 3. But since the man can't take a hint; I'll continue to spray his sheets with my perfume and accidentally leave my panties in his laundry. That has to be enough to break a man eventually. Right? Contains mature themes.