It was inevitable, the Three Volume Novel is as much a law of physics as gravity, maybe even more so, perhaps it is the only constant in the known universe? But whatever the case may be, round out your metaphysical education with A Theory of Relativity, as taught by none other than the renowned Uncle Cumberbun, pertaining mostly to Uncles but with a smattering Auntishness thrown in just to keep Things interesting. Don't forget Grammar Reform, Zombies, deadly kitchen gadgets, dancing amphibians, and gallons of excellent tea, stay away from the third door on the right, but pull up an ugly chair and enjoy this zany third volume at your leisure. Hobnob with snobbish toads, enjoy a legal dispute with a vampire, experience a minor zombie apocalypse, meet a writer for the society papers, see what happens when a fairy with a learner's permit gets mad, and explore a variety of shabby sitting rooms in which a vast quantity of excellent tea is served, but beware the roving Aunts and a rather strict housekeeper, lest they interrupt your fun!