Edward Robinson finds himself transported to a bleak North Dakota location where he is forcibly enrolled in a new type of college, a finishing school for involuntary celibates. Eddy compares his imprisonment to Hogwarts, but there is one big difference. In addition to regularly scheduled sex therapy sessions, all the "students"—both male and female—must wear shock collars to keep their thoughts and actions away from sex. This screenplay is for the pilot episode of a new series. For adults only.