Mob boss Don Rodrico Gaspari had a standing rule, which was you don't zotz a guy in a church. Oops, but, it was the only way hitman Alphonse could do his job. Problem was, that made the church a crime scene, which made it impossible to hold the Don's daughter's wedding. Jordana Justina Lucia Mariabella Gaspari was definitely not going to be happy about that—imagine a Sandra Bullock rom-com—so the guys gotta become wedding planners and find another place real quick. Then there's the matter of the groom...