The even more authentic life of Billy the Kid.
Being the secret death bed confessions of Pat Garrett, one time sheriff of Lincoln county, New Mexico, by whom Billy the Kid as such he was known was finally hunted down and personally rendered deceased which ended up his foolishness in no uncertain terms.
Including desultory facts about the mysterious killer of said Pat Garrett as revealed from the lips of the dying Pat Garrett himself, as told to Puking Bird.
Translated from the original vapourous Indian language
and edited and corrected for general drunkenness
by Craig Strete, himself the unnoted author of other unrelated literary droppings.