I'm a joke in this town. Not my music. People take that seriously. A country music icon, they call me. But my track record with women? Yeah, that's another story. Two failed marriages and another engagement up in smoke.

I'm done. Done looking for my forever. Done being fodder for the gossip rags. Just done. So when my new assistant shows up ready for action, I swear her off. She may be the hottest little thing I've ever laid eyes on, but I'm not goin' down for the count again.