Compiled from the extensive research papers of Dr. Heinz Doozandohntz, from the Top That! Institute of Human Behavioural Studies, this book is an indispensible guide to training your parents to behave in a manner that is acceptable to you and your friends. Dr. Doozandohntz's groundbreaking findings are presented as simple 'Do' and 'Don't' instructions, and have been learnamologically enhanced by the illustrations of the world's greatest doodler, Andrew Pinder.