The fifth and final book in the Sorghum Series elaborates on a theme that survives all of the books based on the idea that English teacher Cynthia has a crush on football coach Rudy who finds her repulsive. Cynthia undergoes a makeover led by a personal trainer who builds her into a professional wrestler who consistently defeats male professional wrestlers. After building great wealth and fame as a wrestler, Cynthia feels empowered enough to rekindle her romantic interests in Rudy and create a plan in which she will win him over romantically by first making him deeply indebted to her professionally then deeply in love with her for making all of his childhood dreams come true. Based on this plan, she offers Rudy's wife Connie a great deal of money to divorce her husband allowing him to marry Cynthia, simultaneously satisfying her rekindled romantic interest in Rudy and providing him with a new wife rich and famous enough to pave his way via bribes and arm-twisting to being acknowledged as the greatest American football coach in history. Connie is furious and conspires with Rudy to defeat Cynthia, expose her ruthless character to public view and provide her with a male partner who can permanently kill her romantic interest in Rudy while resurrecting the title of Love's Lone Ranger he earned in the first book of the Sorghum Series.