Everyone was hooking up around here – and I didn't mean just for the night either.
Peyton and Kody had kicked it all off – the monogamy thing that is... They'd been a couple for over a year now and everyone knew they were totally exclusive.
And then River went and followed suit – now that really was a major surprise. He'd been on anything with a pulse for as long as I'd known him. He was everyone's sweetheart – and everyone's quickie in the bathroom – until he went and got jiggy with his best friend's boyfriend and wham! True love.
Not great for Jake but whatever – they seem to have worked it all out between the three of them now... and River and Jodie were getting married next spring.
Alfie was sorted with Harley the cop – and Simon was seen in the company of the same mystery man more times than he wasn't. He just hadn't gotten around to admitting it to himself – or us lot – yet.
Seth and Siobhan were also solid – so... that just left me.
And I wasn't bothered really... Well, you know – I did wonder when I was finally going to find Mr Right.
I never expected it to happen on our quietest night...
I never expected it to love at first sight...
And I really didn't expect it to be a twink...