Do our souls know each other before we're born? Does the universe send us signs through license plate numbers? What's the acceptable number of napkins to take at Taco Bell? Am I going batshit crazy? Does God care if I swear? What is God?

There are the questions one perplexed woman asks after a spontaneous online date leads her on a spiritual odyssey that includes motorcycles, drag queens, psychics, orgasms, aliens, a frozen dead guy, and a cow named Helen. What she finds is an unexpected, hippie dippy awareness of who she really is. Of who we all are.