A story of misadventures and everyday experiences of world travel, Aussie John Hart recounts tales of travel to Turkey and and all around Europe. Funny place names, hilarious happenings and dry observations are all part of this little book.

"John Hart is a very funny man and I know his brand of humour will delight all readers from the ages of 5 to 113. In-fact, any idiot is capable of reading this book. It has less than 15,000 words in it.
"He is a very handsome man who has just turned a grumpy 50. This short story is about his travels overseas and is sure to give you plenty of belly laughs and giggles."