All the survivors of crazed serial killer attacks gather together to bake brownies. Anne Frank and Cain the First Murderer go to New York City art exhibits as a couple. Gregor Samsa is transformed into a Muppet. Charles Bukowski replaces Odin in a classic Norse myth. Adam and Eve run a seedy tattoo parlor. Doctor Moreau opens his very own bistro. 

These are some of the incidents in the stories before you. This brief collection of brief stories is funny, pointed and just a little off. They can make you laugh and also make you look behind your back.