Once upon a time... oh, never mind. Snow ain't your grandma's fairytale.

Snow is a prince born of most unusual circumstances, who carries a whole lot of trouble on his shoulders. His stepmother hates him, his father's been murdered, there have been numerous attempts on his life, and it's not even noon yet.

The latest man sent to kill Snow adds a new problem to the list - Hunter is so hot, Snow can't seem to keep his hands off, which is distracting when you're trying to stay alive. His day goes from bad to worse when an encounter with a beastly creature sends Snow through a magic portal into a new world where he's forced to take a job as an exotic dancer at the Mine Shaft, a bar run by seven little men.

It's up to Hunter to find Snow and bring him home, and up to the two of them to keep their hands off each other long enough to save Snow's kingdom and bring down his evil stepmother once and for all.