Timmy McAllister's life is awesomeness incarnate now that he has his very own ninja! The two of them have completely upended the school's social hierarchy—bullies quake in fear while the nerds own the hallways. But as Timmy boogey-woogeys at the school dance, Felicity seeks revenge with a little mail order madness of her own! And when Jiro falls in battle, Timmy must stand alone against the forces of evil and uncoolness. Action, drama, ninja disco dancing—this book's got it all!