Grab a copy of NINE of the wildest and weirdest cat stories that you have ever come across. Fantasy, mystery and true-to-life tales of cat wonder. You will laugh, you will cry, and your cat will wonder if it is time to put you down and call you breakfast.

"The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer." - Paula Poundstone

"After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference." - Charlotte Gray

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose." - Garrison Keillor

"A cat will purr when it is angry, or happy, or sad - and you will NEVER freaking know the difference - until it is too freaking late." - Steve Vernon