This story is about our ginger cat named Oscar and how he likes to bite packaged food wraps. He really can be a handful at times but can also be very loving toward us all. I really wanted to express that even though Oscar can be naughty, he's also very funny at times, like this story about Oscar having a vampire bite. When you hear the package crunch, you immediately say "Oscar." Nine times out of ten, it's him. We go and look at what he was biting, and all you see are four fang marks—two on the front and two on the back. It's really quite funny! If we forget about putting the shopping away, it's guaranteed to have bite marks all over them.