Canadian Memories is an assemblage of non-fiction stories reviewing a variety of events which occurred during the life of a Canadian. Nobody special really, apart from how many crazy things happened to him. He (me, really) is also a bit funny or, at least, he thinks he is (I do). That's why I've decided to do this run down memory lane and relate these stories to you. Not because it's funny stuff but because I want someone out there to understand how most of these events are not my fault (not completely). The Canadian angle is somewhat happenstance but it is all about a Canadian and every story happened in Canada, so there. My lawyer says I can technically have it in the title and, truth be told, it's what most Canadians would do (At least some of those that write stories like this might, from what I've heard).