"The blood is the life! The blood is the life!" is all a mysterious bullied teenage dropout, Patient K, will say.
Possessed by Dracula during a hallucinogenic trip, he embarks on a quest to find his immortal beloved.
His psychiatrist's 'Notes on a Case of Obsessional Neurosis' piece together the story of K's life: his gruesome school days at the Holy Bleeding Pelican; his drug-induced visions; his wars with Social Welfare zombies, estate agents, and his office supervisor.
Learn about his romantic misadventures as a dishwasher in Bavaria and how difficult life can be for the would-be vampire in the 21st century, and how dangerous it is for those who try to help them.
Can his psychiatrist save him from his delusions or will the Dublin underworld consume both of them?