An emo kid has been granted the power to control others' emotions, leading to a wave of mass suicides! When the going gets this weird, who do you call? Certainly not the government, who can't even get itself to work right. No, you call...Team Weird!
A pirate. A robot. A killer mime. A nympho. A dude with a magic trench coat. A teenage mad scientist. A girl who gets really drunk and whales on people with a baseball bat.
They'll save the world even if they have to kill kittens to do it!

Warning: Contains profanity, violence, rampant misanthropy.