Known for stirring up trouble and making moonshine, Gertie and Ida Belle are anything but boring old maids. Their Southern charms and notorious capers have earned these icy-blue haired ladies considerable notice.

With Hollywood knocking at their door, Ida Belle and Gertie must protect CIA assassin-in-hiding Fortune Redding by keeping her out of the limelight and a gunman's sights. They quickly set out to find the traitor who is selling their stories and making a mint. Celia Arceneaux is a likely suspect, but the real culprit may very well be someone closer to home.