Power struggles. Bitter rivalries. Jealousy. Betrayals. Star-crossed lovers. When you consider all these plot points, it’s pretty surprising William Shakespeare didn’t write Mean Girls. But now fans can treat themselves to the epic drama—and heroic hilarity—of the classic teen comedy rendered with the wit, flair, and iambic pentameter of the Bard. Our heroine Cady disguises herself to infiltrate the conniving Plastics, falls for off-limits Aaron, struggles with her allegiance to newfound friends Damian and Janis, and stirs up age-old vendettas among the factions of her high school. Best-selling author Ian Doescher brings his signature Shakespearean wordsmithing to this cult classic beloved by generations of teen girls and other fans. Now, on the 15th anniversary of its release, Mean Girls is a recognized cultural phenomenon, and it’s more than ready for an Elizabethan makeover.
Audiobook Cast of Narrators:
Cady Heron, read by Karissa Vacker
Regina George, read by Adriana Colon
Gretchen Wieners, read by Polly Eachus
Karen Smith, read by Adenrele Ojo
Aaron Samuels, read by Andrew Eiden
Janis Ian, read by Amy Landon
Damian / Kevin Gnapoor, read by Vikas Adam
Ronald Duvall, read by Dominic Hoffman
Sharon Norbury, read by Rebecca Lowman
Coach Carr / additional characters, read by Jon Lindstrom
Lady Heron / additional characters, read by Kimberly Farr
Stage Directions read by Jayne Entwistle