Howie Dunwich has the best radio program in Stanwich, Massachusetts. Every week, in the wee hours, he lets his listeners know what incredible things are present in their little ocean town.

In this transcript of one of his typical programs, he tells of the opportunity of being a reverse timeshare, where you are the property being borrowed. He also has a second opportunity that allows his listeners to help the rich avoid death.

Join in the fun, because that's what Howie promises: fun. It is yes, always yes for the listeners of this radio program. There are amazing things to discover. Wonderful ways to give up and give in. Amazing Opportunities Available in Our Town. It's a promise. It's a threat.