The Year is 1869 and the Wild West is just beginning to be tamed. But while there is plenty of adventure and fortune to be made, only one thing is lacking.

Women.

But fear not! "The Love Clinic" operating out of the grand city of Chicago is happy to connect these brave pioneers with beautiful and charming young ladies... for a small fee, of course. Soldiers, miners, and gentlemen of leisure can all find their true love via their convenient mail service, designed specifically for single men trapped far from the comforts of civilization.

Ignore the slanderous rumors that dare to besmirch the fair name of this enterprise, the brainchild of the mysterious Mr. Julius Grant. His business associate, Thomas Caldwell, assures us that everything is above board, and there is no truth to them whatsoever.

Lonely?
Let the Love Clinic find you the perfect partner.