If you enjoy strong women who love getting down and dirty, then you'll enjoy these 3 short stories...

I saw, I Conquered, I Came

Don't get mad. Get laid. And don't forget the ice-cream...

What are you supposed to do when you discover your boyfriend is cheating on you with the leggy blonde from accounting? Besides kick his sorry ass to the curb? Well, I don't know about you, but I went out with an urge to splurge. And by splurge I mean on the good ice-cream, not the cheap crap my ex used to buy. But it's surprising what else you can pick up at your local deli, especially when he's not even on your shopping list.

Dirty Laundry

Keeping it clean is so overrated…

Okay. I'll admit it. I'm a good girl. Always have been, always will be. But even good girls need to break loose once in a while, or even once a week. For me it's my weekly 2am trip to the Laundromat. Sounds exciting, right? Well, you'd be surprised what you can get away with when the rest of the city is sleeping, like strapping on a pair of skates and pretending I'm in a roller derby, or that one time I turned on all the dryers and did hot Bikram yoga… naked. The Laundromat is my refuge, a place I can let my freak flag fly, so I was none too impressed the night I arrived to find some random guy had taken up residence in my happy place, at least not until he gave fluff and fold a whole new meaning.

Santa Claus Is Coming

Gunna find out who's naughty or nice...

I don't dress up as Santa for just anyone, you know? Holly Granville isn't just anyone. She's the woman I've lusted after for ten years. Annnd she also happens to be my best mate's older, cooler sister and so far out of my league it isn't funny. When a massive summer storm hits our Christmas photo shoot and we're trapped inside a tiny hut—cold, wet, angry and naked—our friendship irrevocably changes. But will it be for better, or worse?