The name's Gus, and I have a super-sized problem. There's this crazy frog, you see, living in my bathroom. I can't seem to get rid of him. A golf superstar, celebrity chef and professional boxer are just a few of the things that he claims to be. One thing is for certain, though: If he doesn't stop eating, he'll eventually eat us out of the house.

So what do you say, kiddo? Can you help a friend out?

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WARNING: Contains sizzling bacon, frog legs and a New Kids on the Block joke. (Yikes!)