There's a flashing Santa on the loose. Cue shudder. No one wants to see that guy jingling his bells.

Since I'm currently on my boss's naughty list, I've been sent undercover as an elf to track this wayward Mr Claus down.

This means right before Christmas, I must reunite with my greatest enemy: retail.

Meanwhile, I also need to find presents that don't suck for all my friends and family. And speaking of family, there's one more thing that's adding to the stress of this season...

The investigation into my brother's disappearance has been reopened.

There is not enough brandy in all the puddings in the world to make this holiday merry...