Thinking back over the years, I haven't heard many sexual jokes about women that were tasteful. To each their own, but I like my work to be a misogyny-free zone. Mustering up my best humor skills, here are twenty-six jokes you can tell your friends. From groaners to ones that made me laugh out loud, I include all the good and borderline jokes I can recall. The jokes vary from the tastefully dirty to the just plain dirty. The word "twat" as an acronym? You wouldn't believe the punchline! Don't forget to check out my poetry sometime! Adult, ~900 words.