Two evangelicals who <i>"prefer saviors who weren't crucified"</i> teach Trump supporters how to channel their inner Orange in this savagely funny satire disguised as a self-help book. First lesson: There's no gold at the end of the Golden Rule.

<b>"A barbed send-up...filled with satirical glee!" </b>—<i>KIRKUS REVIEWS</i>

<b>"What Would Donald Do?"</b>

A client is about to lose a promotion to an African-American. Another can't get her daughter to lose weight. "What would Donald do?" ask the evangelical gurus, as they coach their clients into behaving like America's wealthiest hemorrhoid.

<b>"Lies are unborn facts."</b>

A nerdy client wants help filling out the profile on his dating app. A boob-honking client competes against a woman for CEO. Our Trump Whisperers show them how to go Tourette's with the truth and ignore their conscience when it clangs like an Amber Alert.

<b>"You have a Christian duty to insult everyone."</b>

Laugh through the rage. Find out why Trump supporters made this America's #1 Returned Book!

* Afterword by the winner of the 2016 presidential election, Vladimir Putin.

<b>RAVE REVIEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!</b>

<i>"I prefer books that weren't published."</i> — Donald Trump

<i>"If I had a sense of humor this book would've made me laugh!"</i> — Sarah Huckabee Sanders

<i>"Luckily, I'm a reptile so this book didn't get under my skin." </i> — Stephen Miller

<i>"What's satire?"</i> — Kanye West