Wielder of special powers by night, solemniser of marriages and distributor of healthcare aids & appliances by day, Tarquin Murphy lives for the moment. From a position of power in the asylum he torments his opponents and bestows commodes on others. But a dark and evil force is out to upset Tarquin's applecart. Can he discover the culprit and avoid being named, shamed and imprisoned for embezzlement?

"#AllUsers is a satirical novella of earth-shattering literary inconsequence." Mrs Murphy