Come to the trial of Mr Splish Splosh; you won't regret it! In this compendium of stories, we also meet Moomintroll. If you hadn't met Moomintroll and his family when you were young, you missed out and didn't have a proper childhood. How could your parents do that to you, you poor wee thing? Anyway, I will try and fill a little gap for you. That's really nice of me.
What else? Ah yes. There's a little factual story about a 'home' called Town Thorns which is situated in the countryside. When someone dies there. You would not believe how they dispose of the bodies. There are a lot of Undertakers in Coventry, and when someone dies they have to get the boxing ring out to decide who gets the job.
The dancer is a story of a nice couple who lived in the Lake District. That's where I come from. You wouldn't believe it, but I came on a shopping trip to Coventry years ago, I was knocked out cold in a street; and I've been kept as a pleasure slave ever since by a woman. The dance is about someone who dances. I won't tell you any more because I don't like giving stories away. Anyway, enjoy!