Meet Martin Little, the unluckiest hero of the heavenly realm.

What do you do when you land in Heaven after the worst life you could ever have? You pick up where you left off, of course. Except the angels are devious, manipulative jerks, bureaucracy strangles every aspect of the heavenly existence, and God fears repercussions if he doesn't do his job right.

The heavenly computers of the Prayer and Wish Supply Agency are malfunctioning, wishes aren't met, and when Martin looks for a helping hand, he finds the titans can't use their weapons and train for combat because of health and safety issues. The Christmas toys must be safety-tested, too, but not by gremlins, or cherubs, or nymphs, in case they complain of racial discrimination.

With the long arm of the heavenly law about to grab him by the scruff of the neck for his misdemeanors, can Martin rescue his friends while fixing the problems, and drag God out of his depression at the same time?

Join Martin Little on his wild adventure through Heaven and Hell to find out.