The god of chaos chooses the wrong time and place to pick up a hooker.

While being serviced at a brothel, the Patrons of the house recognize him and wish to punish him for past misdeeds—against them and every other goddess since the dawn of creation. The magic-wielding hooker curses him, and all his kind. He is suddenly trapped in the body of Officer Tom with a power bill, cell phone, toaster, and girlfriend who enjoys his handcuffs just a little too much.

His godly memories intact, but the ability to vocalize them stifled, he becomes determined to find the hooker-witch to remove the hex when his partner is possessed. With the help of a once divine and very aggressive squirrel, Officer Tom and the god of chaos duke it out with the hexing ho. But only one of them can survive. Will it be the god, or the being created to entrap and torment him?