My name is Ryen Macek. I'm twenty-eight years old, live in Atlanta, Georgia and live a fairly normal life.

Anyway, like most women, I've dated and it's always turned out badly. Most recently that would be Aaron, who decided to trample on my heart in the form of a woman wearing a sheet. Not that I'm bitter, mind you, but, well, I sort of am.

I decided I needed a distraction. I needed to get away from this city, the men in this city, and just... live for awhile. Helllooooo, New York City. I'd stayed here with my best friend while we went to college, and, lucky for me, she kept our apartment.

In true Ryen fashion, what I'm looking for, I find... but is it more than even I could ask for?

Between the paparazzi, high society events, and mob connections, join me while I find the greatest of distractions.