It's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their dreams to certain death.

What exactly has gotten into them?

The hell if Captain Marlow knows, who's still waiting for the busty stewardess to deliver a much needed shot of vodka.

Approximately 3,200 words.

Note: This is a companion piece to the original Finding Floofy.