Busted as a teen-aged homebrewer in 1983. Survived midnight hurricane bodysurfing with a woman. Had 2 a.m. sub-zero car trouble at the gates of a nuclear weapons facility.
"Shallow Coastal Flooding" is a masterpiece: A convoluted, seemingly-random series of tales, brought together in this single volume which can only result in pinnacle after pinnacle of reader ecstasy with each riveting chapter.

The literary value and master craftsmanship with the written word verily scream from each page, matched only by the incredible hubris of the polymath who has deigned to share these works with humanity.

The author also thinks some of this crap is worth reading.