Headmaster Edwin Rakeley thinks the next thing on his schedule for the day is a completely ordinary parental interview for a prospective new student for his exclusive private school.

But when the parent in question - handsome, villainous Albie Solstein - turns out to be Edwin's biggest fan, he has a problem he hasn't had to worry about in years. Because Solstein is a fan of Edwin's roles in his former career. And what Edwin used to be is a porn star...